Not quite the king or queen of the cunts, but still pretty far up there.
That R.K. Rowling is a regular Count Cuntula.
by Cobra Lambent January 31, 2011
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A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.
Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?
by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020
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