Urban Dictionary: cuntsicle

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.

The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.

by HooMaster March 14, 2008

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A girl who wears a skirt on a extremely cold day

"Maggie has a cuntsicle under that pink skirt"

by superbong25 February 20, 2004

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a popsicle used as a dildo.

"she shoved that cuntsicle way up thurr"

by ermsy June 29, 2006

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a bitch with a frozen heart

that cuntsicle just cut me off!

by bitesize5812 August 10, 2012

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by freddy September 08, 2003

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A bird who is cold as ice.

That chick i cracked onto last night barred me so hard...what a cuntsicle

by farthead September 08, 2003

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A scantily clad female (or passable tranny) freezing their nether regions, whilst waiting in line outside of your favorite club

Bitch 1: Did that whore forget her pants or is that a dress?
Bitch 2: It's like negative 4 degrees out here and I think I just saw a genital wart.
Bitch 1: What a cuntsicle!

by DrrtyClubber January 20, 2011

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