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The only substance known to stop a woman from being such a cunt, bitch, or otherwise undesirable person to be around. It is made from a mixture of grain alcohol, fruitpunch and a giant cock, not always black but sometimes thats needed. Ussually administered by close friends or family in desperate situations of blue clit.
Guy: dude, your sisters such a fuckin bitch.
Friend: no shit, call tyrone an' tell his hung ass to shut her up.
Guy: I dont know he might not be enough cuntraceptic, you call ill get the 151.
Friend: no shit, call tyrone an' tell his hung ass to shut her up.
Guy: I dont know he might not be enough cuntraceptic, you call ill get the 151.
by tabby-bird June 25, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011