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n. Vulgar Slang

1. A person who has a Phd in being a cunt. (i.e. doctOR - cuntOR)
"That Jamie Oliver is a right cuntor!"
by Dacarlo April 08, 2004
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A cross between a cunt and a whore.
She can sure be a fucking cuntor sometimes!
by cuntorwhore January 29, 2006
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In that all important "If you were a dinosaur what would you be called" Cuntor describes a foul, unkind bitch of a dinosaur.
If you were a dinosaur you'd be a Cuntor cause your a cunt.
by Philstar September 02, 2014
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