A woman that is a total slut and sleeps with only guys she isn't dating or a man that tends to be addicted to New York Tasia hookers that look like Comso renditions of a female joker.
Don't date her, she is a cuntificating whoremonger... like big time.
by I Just Rule. February 11, 2010
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To express oneself in a way considered annoyingly bitchy, self-righteous, excessively malicious and unpleasant.
Damn it Karen, why must you cuntificate to tech support when you can't even remember to plug in your printer?
by SilkSelkie May 21, 2018
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Pontificating, but in a very cuntish way.
Susan wouldn't stop cuntificating about the virtues of a vegan diet while telling Amy vaccines were a scam.

He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.
by Nony314 February 18, 2019
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verb

To present an idea or principle in an overly simplified, arrogant, pompous and often ill-informed manner.
"Oh dear, Donald Trump is cuntificating on twitter again"
by Rawhyde July 29, 2017
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