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1. noun, vulgar slang
A stronger form of both Cunt and Fuck, which seem to have lost all apparent offensiveness.

2. exclamation,
Sometimes exclaimed amid a nanosecond of immense pain/ displeasure, when the ability to choose either cunt or fuck individually is for some reason inhibited.
1. Shirley, you Cuntfuck, make me my dinner

2. Argh CuntFuck!
by Oliver Otway September 05, 2005
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Literally a fucking shit head that needs to grow up and become somewhat sensible, if that's possible for a cuntfuck.
Grant & Alison are cuntfucks. Huge, inconsiderate cuntfucks.
by "anorexic garbage" December 11, 2006
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A person who, much to the dismay of others, perpetually behaves as a cunt and a fuck at the same time.
I really dislike Jerry, he's a rather snobby cuntfuck, wouldn't you agree Rufus?
by iwabu666 May 18, 2005
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a person, either male or female, who is thoroughly revolting both mentally and physically. he or she may also be the carrier of STDs not yet analyzed or named by scientists and should probably be sent to a leper colony without any lepers to suffer in their presence.
A.J. may think girls are attracted to him, but he is a mere cuntfuck.
by The mufckinnn bossss May 29, 2008
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Often used accidentally in place of "sweetheart" whilst communicating with ones wife....usually whilst also being distracting by something important (such as T.V.)
MOVE CUNT-FUCK, I can't see the fucking movie
by F!$h!e December 31, 2008
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The term used to express one's stupidity. Someone so stupid they wouldn't know how to fuck a cunt if it was in front of them.
Damn Jose you are such a cunt fuck!
by Ramon Ray December 07, 2007
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