Urban Dictionary: cuntface

a stupid bastard not even worthy of knowing his own name

by tamahau February 11, 2003

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The English pronunciation of can't face with heavy Austrian accent

for example,

From the Sound of Music, when Mother Abbess offers advice to Maria,

"Maria, dese vulls vere not meant to shut out problems. You huv to face dem. You have to live de life you vere born to live. Vut is it you cunt face?"

by vajuxo February 08, 2010

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cuntface

A person who's personality is so worthless, their face has taken on the shape of a vagina.

"Hi Amrei, maybe we can go cheer for Bush today."
"No Jenny, go away. You are such a stupid cuntface."

by Amrei and Jenny December 21, 2006

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cunt face

1. face that is so ugly it can described as a cunt
2. insult

1. "that guy's so ugly"

"yeh i no what, what a cunt face"

2. "i fucked your girl"

"you cunt face"

by Finnthecunt June 04, 2006

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Cuntface

A cuntface is someone who is extremely ugly but a cunt with it

Jimmy: Oi Andy you are one massive cuntface

by Daniel_Thunder October 09, 2017

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Cuntface

A greasy haired loser who thinks he's welcome in our pub.

Fuck off Cuntface, nobody likes you

by Pete February 25, 2005

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cuntface

Fingering a girl getting her juices on your fingers/hand.. then slapping her round the face.. then exclaiming "cuntface".

*fingers girl, slaps her round face*
"ha, cuntface!!!"

by henshawwwwwwwww November 28, 2011

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