The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.

You know your a Grillbilly when your house is falling apart and you have a beautiful stainless steel grill.

Girl 1: "Can I like, borrow these shoes? I have a hot date tonight."
Girl 2: "No! They're my favorite pair. Besides, like, your feet are too big."
Girl 1: "Whatever... cunteloupe."