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A cunty and babyish person who is both demanding and incapable of caring for themselves.

female equivalent of fuckboy
"Ever since I joined Equinox, I’ve become a total cuntbaby"
“It’d be one thing if my girlfriend were a cunt, and another if she was a baby, but she is a cuntbaby!”
by WowSoAlive March 03, 2017
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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An ex boyfriend or girlfriend, whom of which you have little or no respect for. The lack of respect, is most commonly because of the way they dumped or fucked you, or lack of fucking with or of you. It could be used with guys or girls, gay or straight.
Friend: "I can't believe you fucked with that person!"

Person using this term: " Naw i never got close to that skanky ass cuntbaby, that bitch ain't shit!"

Friend: "I hate that person anyway."

Person using the term: "I'd still tap that cuntbaby anyway."
by Corey Collins October 17, 2007
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An ex boyfriend or girlfriend, whom of which you have little or no respect for. The lack of respect, is most commonly because of the way they dumped or fucked you, or lack of fucking with or of you. It could be used with guys or girls, gay or straight.
Friend: "I can't believe you fucked with that person!"

Person using this term: " Naw i never got close to that skanky ass cuntbaby, that bitch ain't shit!"

Friend: "I hate that person anyway."

Person using the term: "I'd still tap that."
by Corey Collins October 14, 2007
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