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A female girlfriend who's constant nagging is unbearable.
I can't stand Sheila, shes a cuntasaurus
by Jay B. July 10, 2003
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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A woman behaving in a cunt-like manner that has a giant jagged stick up her ass; thus, the stick amplifies her "cunty" behavior due to the soreness it causes (i.e. cunty-sore-ass)

Surprisingly these particular cunts are not as rare as you may think and there is a strong correlation with the amount of typical cunts in one's town, city, community etc.
"WTF that same bitch from yesterday purposely didn't move and proceeded to block the doorway so I couldn't get on the train" "Damn Joe looks like that cuntasaurus struck again!"
by boredinbos2012 May 22, 2012
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A person who is full of menace, growling, snarling, foaming at the mouth, bearing its huge jagged fangs that will rip the heads and limbs from anyone or anything that gets too close.
by commandobarbie August 12, 2003
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1. A vagina that is loose 2. A variation of a promiscuous woman who's vagina may intimidate you 3. A womans vagina, that you fear will eat you 4. A woman carrying a std or sti (Sexually Transmitted Disease/Infection)
1. Hey tony look at that girl, Cuntasaurus
2. I was fooling around with sarah and man I swear Cuntasaurus
by steady chris January 01, 2009
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Tony Abbott, former Prime Monster of Australia
Tony Abbott is a complete cuntasaurus. Naming himself Minister for Women's Affairs - somebody should tell him that BEING a cunt doesn't qualify him to speak for the half of the population that HAS one.
by Slartibartfast69 November 17, 2016
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A stupid whore who thinks she is hott shit but in reality resembles a t-rex or raptor or dinosauric looking creature.

Might be good at giving head because her looks are getting her no where.

Has no friends becuase everyone knows she is a slut.

She thinks she owns everyone and everything but all she really has is herpes.
Guy 1: "damn how could you hit that last night? shes the ugliest creature i;ve ever seen!!! what would you even call that?"

Guy 2: "Shes called a cuntasaurus.....shes fugly but shes an expert at puffing the pen1s."

Guy 1: "cant....llook...any more..... ew!"
by babygirl10500009 May 25, 2011
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