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Plural collective term of cunt. not literally. Used in particular in describe a bunch of tossers (again not literally..well..)
you walk into what u think is a normal pub, but it turns out that everyone is a wannabe-DJ-with-an-aloof-manner and you say, "Boy, there's a lot of cuntage here tonight."
by maculate February 06, 2005
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Cuntage -pronounced: cun-tage - used to describe an event or a group of cunts (for group use plural-Cuntages) can be good or bad but it is mostly good things
example 1;'oi mate did you go to that party yesterday it was well cuntage' example 2; 'you f00kin cuntages'
by SodaBread October 24, 2017
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decent vagina acquired by means of mad cuntness. It's also a descriptive word used in the context of porn.
timmo says to patto man your a mad cunt, why thankyou timmo u fuckin mad dawg lets use this acquired gift of mad cuntness to get us some cuntage.
by webbo and richo April 20, 2009
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being like a massive cunt
My algebra 2 teacher is full of such cuntage.
by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004
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what happens to a vagina as women age
by smb May 18, 2003
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used to describe unwanted people on the internet, or moderators/navigators on chat sites
"get fucking lost you unwanted cuntage"

"that navigators a right cuntage"
by ladycazzeh July 04, 2006
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