Absurdly admonishing vaginas on the reg. All about that OPP ya heard. Straight slapping cheeks from behind while resting a boom box over ur right shoulder, followed by dipping ur towel in Cognac and popping her ass with it as u finish and then telling her to get out so you can finish your puzzle.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.