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a term for an unkempt female pubis, what happens when a lady doesn't shave her bush
Heather had a giant mane of red hair on her head, but I wanted to know if the carpet matched the drapes. One day I was drilling her and as she took off her panties I was glad to see a beautiful orange cunt mullet.
by Tavarez Suarez September 24, 2008
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A term describing an unkempt female pubis.
Heather was a girl with a glorious mane of red hair, but I always wondered if the carpets matched the drapes. Imagine my satisfaction when she removed her panties to reveal a bright orange cunt mullet.
by Enrique Suarez September 05, 2008
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