n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).
see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard
see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard
Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served
by MasterSheep August 05, 2005
Someone who’s rude all time, bitchy attitude, and usually is an elise, blames other people for being narcissist
by skinnyyyypenisss March 16, 2019
by frogzx May 06, 2011
Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"
by cool_guy November 14, 2012
this is when a muffin of your choice is shoved inside a cunt, leaving only the muffin top exposed ready to be eaten by a man, or woman, depending on the cunt's owner's sexual species.
Man 1: Hey I heard Julie just made a cunt muffin! You want to go ask her if we can eat it?
Man 2: Definitely Julie always makes awesome cunt muffins!
Man 2: Definitely Julie always makes awesome cunt muffins!
by no names are left November 12, 2009
by chris eid February 02, 2008
The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.
by valereally January 21, 2008