The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.
James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"
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a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female
tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
by crxchaos July 07, 2006
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a term or expression used for someone has some what ticked you off. soo you call them a cunt monkey

or someone that is obsesses with vagina.
annoying person: haha what a douchbag

you: wow, way to be a cunt monkey
annoying guy: shut up u fag.
by XxlovelesslostxX October 21, 2009
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A word that is often used merely as a general insult, with no actual meaning. Many people find this to be a safer alternative to the porch monkey. (Always keep in mind, just because you may be "taking a word/phrase back," does NOT mean that everyone else thinks the same. This is especially true with racial slurs.)
by Gabe Unick January 18, 2008
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someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.
"He is such a cunt monkey"
"I want to be a cunt monkey"
by Brent B. May 18, 2007
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A species of cunt that nobody likes and laughs obnoxiously.
Look it’s a cunt monkey, look at his face. I want to punch his throat in”
by November 08, 2020
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1.) A male or female that is unworthy of being called by the name their mother gave them at birth.
2.) A male or a female who is legally married and doesn't have the courage to say they want to throw in the towel and get a divorce, but wants to have a relationship with another person..i.e wants to have their cake and eat it too.
I hate that fucking Cunt monkey that dances all the time on the stage
by lolab221 November 17, 2009
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