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shortened from the word 'cunstable' to reffer to an officer of the law or a policeman. the cunsto or cunstos are just the pigs.
guy: "ah shit bro, the cunstos. hide the pot"

other guy: "cher there buvva"
by Dead step sister February 18, 2021
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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