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To screw up/get screwed over, usually without a chance of redeeming oneself immediately.
Synonymous to bone/boned or screw/screwed, but with less overt sexual connotations.
Popularized by YouTuber and speedrunner SimpleFlips, especially due to the fact that the YouTube algorithm mistook the randomly invented word for a similarly-spelled curse word and demonitized him relentlessly until he started “censoring” himself.
Synonymous to bone/boned or screw/screwed, but with less overt sexual connotations.
Popularized by YouTuber and speedrunner SimpleFlips, especially due to the fact that the YouTube algorithm mistook the randomly invented word for a similarly-spelled curse word and demonitized him relentlessly until he started “censoring” himself.
“Come on, don’t cunk me, dude.”
“You can’t keep cunking them like that.”
“I thought I was doing a safe idea, and then I cunked myself.”
“You can’t keep cunking them like that.”
“I thought I was doing a safe idea, and then I cunked myself.”
by TheRobotMenace October 18, 2020
Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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1. A verb used in a specific phrase to tell them that you’re about to do something that will completely blow their mind and destroy their penis.
2. Gang jelq.
2. Gang jelq.
by Viko the Pirate October 04, 2018
3
Cunk is a word that can be applied in any scenario, because it has no meaning. It can be a noun, a verb, even an adjective.
Bill: Hey John, do you cunk?
John: No, what does cunk mean?
Bill: It can mean whatever you want it to mean, dude.
John: No, what does cunk mean?
Bill: It can mean whatever you want it to mean, dude.
by Superdan333 December 06, 2020