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Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.
I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.
by 60 Central February 28, 2008
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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"Cowgirl" sex position, but with your feet on the floor, mimicking squats.
"I did some cumsquats on that dick"
by [[REDACTED]] September 28, 2019
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It's when you hit a set of squats hard after a good creampie. And the load is expelled from the vaginal region.
Sex was a little quick this time, so Sara hopped in the power rack and to hit a few cumsquats.
by Smoothhandhank January 27, 2016
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When you squat with depth to be able to dip your testicles into a puddle of semen.
Ryan pulled his penis out of Justin and ejaculated onto the ground so Justin could perform a cumsquat.
by Dezmuz May 25, 2016
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The act of cumming, whilst simultaneously performing a successful squat (expelling feces from the anus), thus, performing a cum squat.
Jimmy was masturbating when suddenly he took a shit as he was cumming, successfully performing a cum squat
by The Little Gnome(s) October 18, 2011
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ok loser no a cumsquat is a lil lesbian whore who has chix sit on their face and cum all over them
Tina, is such a cumsquat.
by come-sk-woaat May 19, 2003
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