by jobodaho January 24, 2004
when,at the end of sex,a man splashes and smears his semen onto the woman's belly and/or pubic area for rubbing on.
by jennifer78 March 14, 2008
Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.
by de-pube July 18, 2021
a 'markiplier cumshot' is when a person formally introduces themselves at their moment of climax.
"Hellllloooo everybody, my name is name".
"Hellllloooo everybody, my name is name".
"Dude, i was so drunk last night that i managed to finish on this chick with a markiplier cumshot."
"So you just introduced yourself to her then?"
"What do you mean i was already railing her don't you think we exchanged names before? Anyway she was a whore."
"Hey don't talk about my mother like that!"
"So you just introduced yourself to her then?"
"What do you mean i was already railing her don't you think we exchanged names before? Anyway she was a whore."
"Hey don't talk about my mother like that!"
by obama: final mix January 09, 2021
Trendy lower-back tattoo that serves as a target when ejaculating from behind on your girl. Or somebody else's girl.
"Todd is totally going to freak out when he finds out I unloaded on his underage sister's cumshot bullseye."
by The Semen Archer July 27, 2006
A huge cumshot that covers a female pornstar's face, and gives the appearance muck on her face. Best known in O.G Mudbone videos.
Fuck that was a mucky cumshot!
by gs1994 May 03, 2009
The most pathetic creature in all of the United States. It's had sex with nearly 60 men (and possibly women) and it's uterus is rotting out due to over exposure. The creature (still in teen years) likes to experiment with many drugs including Dope, Cocaine, Weed, and Herion. Pills are a possibility. The creature will act like a five-year-old in many cases and thinks laxatives are the next big thing. Refrain from becoming friends with this piece of Sh*t because it will only use you for what you want and make you do thing so it will stop whining. Avoid even making eye contact.
by Wind In My Fangs June 09, 2009