A kick-ass band from norway that rocks more than the grand canyon.Led by masterminds Ole Petter Andreassen and Kristoffer Schau.
Man, The Cumshots have some heavy duty tunes. They rock. Check out "Norwegian Jesus", and you'll see wy they kick ass.
by The Tangoman October 18, 2004
I was fucking Layla doggystyle , she moaned as I gave her a cream pie and cum oozed out of her pussy
My cock was too big to fit all the way in her mouth, as I neared my climax, Sophia continued bobbing her head up and down the head of my dick and stroked the shaft with her hand. She pulled it out of her mouth in time for me to shoot a huge load all over her face and give her a facial.
Hannah laid on her back as I fucked her over the edge of the bed. Her round tits bounced to the pace of my strokes. She moaned and I pulled out and gave her a cumshot to her stomach. Cum covered her from between her boobs to right above her pussy.
I fucked Alice against the wall and pulled out to cum all over her belly as we made out.
My dick was between Ava’s huge tits as she squeezed them together and stroked up and down on my cock giving me a titjob until I shot cum between her tits and covered her big round boobs with cum.
My cock was too big to fit all the way in her mouth, as I neared my climax, Sophia continued bobbing her head up and down the head of my dick and stroked the shaft with her hand. She pulled it out of her mouth in time for me to shoot a huge load all over her face and give her a facial.
Hannah laid on her back as I fucked her over the edge of the bed. Her round tits bounced to the pace of my strokes. She moaned and I pulled out and gave her a cumshot to her stomach. Cum covered her from between her boobs to right above her pussy.
I fucked Alice against the wall and pulled out to cum all over her belly as we made out.
My dick was between Ava’s huge tits as she squeezed them together and stroked up and down on my cock giving me a titjob until I shot cum between her tits and covered her big round boobs with cum.
by Pppppopopppppppp September 15, 2019
As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.
by colinmochrie March 06, 2014
by Jamaal112398801 November 16, 2013
Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.
Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone
Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.
by Icky Thump August 26, 2007
A legendary cumshot from a distance of at least 20ft high or 10ft long. Anyone who achieves this feat shall be crowned Joey Cumshot.
Tyler: “Bro I actually just came in your mouth from the top of my house”
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”
*They slap each other’s ass*
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”
*They slap each other’s ass*
by CalYourPal October 22, 2019
When a man ejaculates onto another persons back usually after having intercourse doggy-style, and he then measures how far he shot his seed down the person's back.
Have you heard of this new olypic sport? It's called the cumshot put, and I saw the judges give this guy a ten after he made it all the way to his partners left ear lobe.
by kingtommy February 16, 2006