The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.
"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"
"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"
"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"
by Grogo December 17, 2019
Waikiki a neighbour in Hawaii well known for its surfing and paddling boarding... A Waikiki Cumshot is when a male engages in water sports... I.e urinating on their male or female counterpart in a sexual fashion.
by littleboylost December 26, 2016
Yo, I was with a baddie and she was hungie for this dick and some Popeyes so I gave her a Louisiana cumshot
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by Reanken September 29, 2017
by Jakabis December 03, 2016
by Daddy trump November 06, 2017
When you cum into a girls ass, she then cumfarts it out onto some eggo waffles with a full glass of nesquick next to it. She can't drink the nesquick til she finishes the pancakes, then she must stir the glass with her enlarged clit til she cums in the glass herself and drink the Nesquick.
by Powdered Sugar May 05, 2011
by Nerdeh July 13, 2016