The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.
"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"

"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"
by Grogo December 17, 2019
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Waikiki a neighbour in Hawaii well known for its surfing and paddling boarding... A Waikiki Cumshot is when a male engages in water sports... I.e urinating on their male or female counterpart in a sexual fashion.
My husband give me the most powerful Waikiki Cumshot last night, it was so warm and heavenly.
by littleboylost December 26, 2016
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When you are in a Popeyes drive thru/parking lot and you cum on her facial region
Yo, I was with a baddie and she was hungie for this dick and some Popeyes so I gave her a Louisiana cumshot

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by Reanken September 29, 2017
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You fuck a dead boxy and cum on its dead face while getting gang banged by 4 fat black people
Dude i just got dead cumshotted what tha fuxk dude
by Daddy trump November 06, 2017
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When you cum into a girls ass, she then cumfarts it out onto some eggo waffles with a full glass of nesquick next to it. She can't drink the nesquick til she finishes the pancakes, then she must stir the glass with her enlarged clit til she cums in the glass herself and drink the Nesquick.
Ask your girlfriend what she does on the weekends. She will say "Constantinople Cumshot."
by Powdered Sugar May 05, 2011
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A Chocolate Cumshot is when a man finds himself shitting and climaxing at the same time.
I bet that guy would give a killer Chocolate Cumshot.
by Nerdeh July 13, 2016
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