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cumritos
When your lonely and cum and cum in a bag of Mountain Dew and doritos
Jerry that bitch he ate his own cumritos.
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cumritos
When you save your cum for longer than three days, preferably no nut november semen (30 days pent up cum), and cum on a tissue paper evenly across the entire surface. Cut the tissue in triangle chip size pieces. The dried up cum chips are cumritos.
Jack was hungry but in his lonely, humble abode he had no food around so he ended up eating his own cumritos to satiate his hunger.
by RedDeadCobra November 19, 2020
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