Cumquat

dickhead,dumbass,basically an ignorant person

Stop being a cumquat.

by *Jess* February 28, 2005

Cumquat

To blow your load while doing squats

"man today at the gym i cumquatted everywhere!!!"

by thankmelater January 21, 2013

Cumquats

Cumquats can be refered to as "balls" or the testes. Because "cum" is sperm, cumquats are what produce sperm to be released for many reasons- such as to make a baby. Cumquats vary in size but they are usually oval and semi-squishy. They are usually 2-3 inches long and most likely are shorter than the penis. Cumquats can be injured very easily and are usually prime targets in fights. Cumquats hang low in the scrotum or "sack" under the penis, around the groin area.

"When that girl got pissed off, she hit me right in the cumquats and I almost fell over!"

by Fillip Smet June 5, 2007

Cumquat

a group of three or more crazy ass people

I want to be in the cumquats

by ggbngf March 15, 2005

Cumquat

someone who likes it in, or around their mouth.. basically Derek Dodge... if your anything like him you might be a cumquat.. oh small balls!!

jamie-" Kathleen"
kathleen- "yes jamie?"
jamie- "Did you hook up with that guy derek?!..."
kathleen- "No he was sucha CUMQUAT!"

by jamienicoleorr August 7, 2011

Cumquat

A man with huge balls. whome is able to cum with great skill and tallent.

"Hey, evan's nuts are huge! he must be a cumquat!"

by Evan and Sam February 27, 2008

Cumquats

apparently it's a fruit or smth but i thought it was just a word to insult me and my friends

me - WHY ARE WE CUMQUATS
person - bruh it's a fruit

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020