28
The act of masterbating.. very quietly.
"I was playing with myself under the sheets at my parents home so i had to kumquat."
by mEEf January 18, 2004
Get the cumquat neck gaiter and mug.
29
Noun. The name for an african-american's twat.
"Shaniqua has such a dark cumquat, that I couldn't see it in the night."
by Queen LaQueefa March 26, 2007
Get a cumquat mug for your daughter Larisa.
30
while hiting if from behind
you place a bowl of fruit on the womans back
and while going at it savor the fruit
and when finished maybe she'd like a banana?

may also be called the "chiquita"
Jim: dang i was so hungry me and latika did a cumquat
i ate 5 apples off that dirty whore.
Joe: didnt she have anal warts?
by MR.t! October 05, 2006
Get a cumquat mug for your mate Yasemin.
31
What you say when you make a mistake while reading
"then the smelly chereeese, oh cumquat"
by Jordan eva May 13, 2005
Get the cumquat neck gaiter and mug.
32
A black curly haired girl from Philadelphia, who says water (wha-ter)like wader (wha-der)who loves ears, runs unknownly,and has had a bad experience with a football.
Cumquat with never play football again.
by Chris M. M September 02, 2008
Get a Cumquat mug for your mate Sarah.
33
the female version of a blumpkin. A guy will eat a girl out while she is taking a dump.
dude, i gave this girl a cumquat and i threw up everywhere.
by johnnychimpo May 11, 2008
Get a cumquat mug for your father-in-law Manley.