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a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
by half breed July 26, 2005
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy
by sj January 12, 2004
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any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
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a fat disgusting nasty bitch that thinks she is so hot
Len's girlfriend is such a cumquat and he has no idea
by lensgirlsucks November 17, 2011
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After sex or a blow job when a man takes a piss, the left over cum and piss is the cum quat.
After sex or a blow job piss in the other's mouth and feed he or she a cum quat!
by cheeser696 March 25, 2008
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4 lesbian girl's cumming at the same time during a orgy.
(While having orgy)

Girl 1: Let's have a cumquat!

Girl 2: Sure.

Girl 3: Okay.

Girl 4: Whatever.
by PacificRecon March 13, 2008
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