a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
by half breed July 26, 2005
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I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy
by sj January 12, 2004
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any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
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a fat disgusting nasty bitch that thinks she is so hot
Len's girlfriend is such a cumquat and he has no idea
by lensgirlsucks November 17, 2011
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An extremely cute couple that is envied by the general public due to their intelligence, good looks, and gregarious personalities; a perfect relationship
Steph and Chris are the cutest cumquat, everyone wants to be them!
by S. Butterball September 01, 2006
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The wording used when calling one's pet quat.
<whistle> <whistle> Here boy! C'mon! Cumquat! 'Das it! Cumquat! Who's a goood boy?
by Toopoopouloop August 07, 2009
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cumquat - the small bit of cum that stains your keyboard after looking at porn
shit i have just cum, and this cumquat is wedged in between the letters 'y' and 'u'.
by david September 23, 2004
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