Urban Dictionary: cumputer

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS June 25, 2005

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

a pc used to achieve sexual satifaction (orgasm)

Jamie favorites are porn sites on his cumputer.

by tedx November 09, 2006

'Give me ma cumputer, please'

by TheFifthHour February 22, 2017

a computer that fckg cums every time you touch it

awn man my cumputer just cummed

by invisablez November 03, 2019

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009