by The epic penis April 30, 2020
(kuhm-pot)
n.
1. A ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.
2. One who exhibits qualities like that of a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.
3. A person who unintentionally and unknowingly interferes with the plans or ambitions of another by redirecting the attention of a third party.
4. A disparaging term for a male homosexual.
5. One who is particularly fertile.
6. One who smells like a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.
7. A disparaging term for a woman who frequently performs fellatio on one or more male sex partners.
n.
1. A ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.
2. One who exhibits qualities like that of a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.
3. A person who unintentionally and unknowingly interferes with the plans or ambitions of another by redirecting the attention of a third party.
4. A disparaging term for a male homosexual.
5. One who is particularly fertile.
6. One who smells like a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.
7. A disparaging term for a woman who frequently performs fellatio on one or more male sex partners.
1.
"Hand over that cumpot, I'll be needing it in a minute."
2.
"That cumpot is always catching cum in his mouth."
3.
Max: "So, you commin' over or what?"
Ben: "Well, Dan wanted us to hang out with him today..."
Max: "Fuck that kid! He's a cumpot!"
4.
"That cumpot is always sucking off other cumpots."
5.
"That guy fathered, like, fifteen kids. He's a real cumpot."
6.
"Jesus Christ Ben, every time you come in the house, it smells like a fucking' cumpot. Go take a fucking shower, you filthy fucking cocksucker."
7.
"That girl's a filthy cumpot. She probably has AIDS; stay away from her."
"Hand over that cumpot, I'll be needing it in a minute."
2.
"That cumpot is always catching cum in his mouth."
3.
Max: "So, you commin' over or what?"
Ben: "Well, Dan wanted us to hang out with him today..."
Max: "Fuck that kid! He's a cumpot!"
4.
"That cumpot is always sucking off other cumpots."
5.
"That guy fathered, like, fifteen kids. He's a real cumpot."
6.
"Jesus Christ Ben, every time you come in the house, it smells like a fucking' cumpot. Go take a fucking shower, you filthy fucking cocksucker."
7.
"That girl's a filthy cumpot. She probably has AIDS; stay away from her."
by Fuck Shit Piss August 11, 2007
by kymberly.komma March 23, 2017
An object (preferrably pot or something similar) that is used to store one's semen to be used for various purposes in the future. A more preferrable long-term alternative than cum rag
by SamArthur21 February 18, 2019
A female native to The Lake District region considered of ill repute due to her constant craving for sexual gratification.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019