1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere
1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.
by PolPots August 31, 2011
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You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.
This BiTCH gave me her screen name so i Mack Cumpootered her and it stunk up the WHOLE room.
by m mcdaddy April 12, 2007
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A flatuance from the rectum after anal sex resulting in the release of seminal ejaculate (sperm)...
Steve buttfucked Gary all day until he had the worst bout of cumpoot(s) ever...
by AdamRehab April 18, 2018
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when you nut and it make a fart sound
oh man I ripped a cumpooter in her, it was insane!
by _Schmeaty_ November 23, 2020
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stephan pastis's croc speak for 'computer'.
me ees like cumpooter
by duck666 February 14, 2019
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