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As coined in Rooster Teeth's RvB Mafia Game.
OH GOD NOT ANOTHER LYNCH! IT FUCKING SUCKS TO BE MEGAFIRE!
The circus had come to town, and the mafia don, Megafire headed there to hide among the clowns, carnies, and donkeys. He thought maybe if he hid here he could hitch a ride out of town with the circus when it was over tonight. But what he didn’t know was that the star of the show had a grudge against him and as we all know by now, this was no ordinary circus.
Megafire made his way to the elephant cages hoping to hide amongst the large beasts, but as soon as he stepped into one of the cages things began to go downhill for the mafia don. The elephants surrounded him and blocked him from the cage door and it was only then that he realized his mistake, this was the breeding pen for all the male bull elephants, and the beasts knew it was sexy time and mega was their playmate. Mega gasped when he saw the elephant’s penises that surrounded him in the cage, and he knew what must do, and he began to pleasure the elephants 2 at a time, the elephants roared in approval, they knew this wasn’t the first time this person had played with giant animal dongs, and each now was looking forward to their turn. As mega hurried to finish this and gtfo the first elephant exploded into his face with enough force to knock him off his feet, and just as he was getting back up and beginning to wipe his face the second elephant exploded on him knocking his head between the bars of the elephant cage, at seeing this the elephants went wild at their good fortune and promptly ripped off mega’s pants and tighty whiteys. One moved up and stuck his you know what into mega’s you know where and went to town ripping up his ass like there was no tomorrow, then who walked in, no other than spam man and he smiled a wicked smile only spam man could pull off , and began to unzip his pants and make his way to megas head. Mega screamed but it fell on dead ears as spam man gaged mega and rammed his monsterous dong in megas mouth, and his meat exploded and came out the back of megas head killing him and covering the elephants in spam man goo
(I’m soo going to hell for writing this!)
megafire-mafia-cumploded
OH GOD NOT ANOTHER LYNCH! IT FUCKING SUCKS TO BE MEGAFIRE!
The circus had come to town, and the mafia don, Megafire headed there to hide among the clowns, carnies, and donkeys. He thought maybe if he hid here he could hitch a ride out of town with the circus when it was over tonight. But what he didn’t know was that the star of the show had a grudge against him and as we all know by now, this was no ordinary circus.
Megafire made his way to the elephant cages hoping to hide amongst the large beasts, but as soon as he stepped into one of the cages things began to go downhill for the mafia don. The elephants surrounded him and blocked him from the cage door and it was only then that he realized his mistake, this was the breeding pen for all the male bull elephants, and the beasts knew it was sexy time and mega was their playmate. Mega gasped when he saw the elephant’s penises that surrounded him in the cage, and he knew what must do, and he began to pleasure the elephants 2 at a time, the elephants roared in approval, they knew this wasn’t the first time this person had played with giant animal dongs, and each now was looking forward to their turn. As mega hurried to finish this and gtfo the first elephant exploded into his face with enough force to knock him off his feet, and just as he was getting back up and beginning to wipe his face the second elephant exploded on him knocking his head between the bars of the elephant cage, at seeing this the elephants went wild at their good fortune and promptly ripped off mega’s pants and tighty whiteys. One moved up and stuck his you know what into mega’s you know where and went to town ripping up his ass like there was no tomorrow, then who walked in, no other than spam man and he smiled a wicked smile only spam man could pull off , and began to unzip his pants and make his way to megas head. Mega screamed but it fell on dead ears as spam man gaged mega and rammed his monsterous dong in megas mouth, and his meat exploded and came out the back of megas head killing him and covering the elephants in spam man goo
(I’m soo going to hell for writing this!)
megafire-mafia-cumploded
by SekaiO8 July 12, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011