Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.
(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"
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A nickname for an English person who is smelly.
'Andrew is a cumpet'
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A living being that was produced by sperm.

We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets
I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.
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That thing where you ejaculate into a sock and then use it as a hand puppet.
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An insult for disobedient young ladies - usually those found to be Boozie fairies. An insult predominately used in Nampa Idaho.
Walgreens lady: show me your ID are you 21
Cumpet: I’m not showing you my ID
Walgreens lady : you disobedient little cumpet
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A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.
Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....
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