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The act of inhaling seamen into the lungs and contracting pneumonia in the process.
Beau took a deep breath while receiving the money shot and had to miss work because he caught cumonia.
by h4xxxx June 26, 2009
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A secondary pneumococcal infection brought on by the aspiration of jizz.
Be sure to breath correctly when going down on someone to avoid getting cumonia.
by Scott Codeson May 03, 2021
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