by Clit Slayer March 2, 2016
by Jason is the best April 8, 2021
A word used when speaking of the climax of sexual intercourse/mastubation.
Indeed a town in Georgia and Iowa.
A funny way to say that you are on your way to someone's house.
My last name.
Indeed a town in Georgia and Iowa.
A funny way to say that you are on your way to someone's house.
My last name.
"I think I'm cumming."
"I just came all over you."
'Welcome to Cumming, Georgia.'
P1: "Where are you?"
P2: "I'm cumming. Be there in a minute."
Cumming, Timothy
"I just came all over you."
'Welcome to Cumming, Georgia.'
P1: "Where are you?"
P2: "I'm cumming. Be there in a minute."
Cumming, Timothy
by my_cum_on_your_face February 19, 2009
A small wealthy city about 40 miles north of Atlanta that Forbes named the #2 place for (rich white) people. Despite the large variation in the population between such diverse groups as Baptists, Methodists, Presbyterians and Republicans, they all hold one thing in common: They refuse to acknowledge that their town's namesake is a synonym for blowing a huge load. They even dare outsiders to say something about it by opening stores such as BJ's Warehouse and Dick's right next to each other in the center of the city. But if you say anything, the local KKK will find you after nightfall. This could be a carefully orchestrated macrocosm of the punishment of temptation by the local religious community, but is more likely the natural process that occurs when fifty thousand morons are placed in a ten square mile area.
Righteous Steve: Hey, I just came back from Cumming!
Heathen Joe: How long did it take you?
Righteous Steve: I live a mile away, so it's close nearby.
Heathen Joe: That's a long way to go for a good time, pal.
Righteous Steve: Yes, I know. It's difficult to get to the annual food festival "The Taste Of Cumming" because you can't park, and it's very far away.
Heathen Joe: Do you really not hear what you're saying?
Righteous Steve: Why, yes I do. I enjoy Cumming, and so does my wife. We find Cumming to be a family friendly, Christian-rooted—
Heathen Joe: Excuse me while I cough into this tissue. *GHA-HAHA*
Heathen Joe: How long did it take you?
Righteous Steve: I live a mile away, so it's close nearby.
Heathen Joe: That's a long way to go for a good time, pal.
Righteous Steve: Yes, I know. It's difficult to get to the annual food festival "The Taste Of Cumming" because you can't park, and it's very far away.
Heathen Joe: Do you really not hear what you're saying?
Righteous Steve: Why, yes I do. I enjoy Cumming, and so does my wife. We find Cumming to be a family friendly, Christian-rooted—
Heathen Joe: Excuse me while I cough into this tissue. *GHA-HAHA*
by fotografioj March 17, 2011
Kitty: ohhhhh baby, let's go to my house and have fun? (;
Scottie: ok baby (:
Later on in kitty's house...
Kitty: omg baby keep going and don't fucking stop 😫
Scottie: alright baby! Ahhhhh
Kitty: Scottie Dottie , your almost there don't fucking stop until your inside me.
Scottie: yeah ahhhhhhh baby I'm almost fucking there and so fucking close
Kitty: i know baby ); ahhhhhhhhhh, baby cum inside me now! I want your babies.
Scottie: I'm... I'm.... cumming 😫💧💧!!
Kitty: Ahhhhhhhhh 😫.
Scottie: ok baby (:
Later on in kitty's house...
Kitty: omg baby keep going and don't fucking stop 😫
Scottie: alright baby! Ahhhhh
Kitty: Scottie Dottie , your almost there don't fucking stop until your inside me.
Scottie: yeah ahhhhhhh baby I'm almost fucking there and so fucking close
Kitty: i know baby ); ahhhhhhhhhh, baby cum inside me now! I want your babies.
Scottie: I'm... I'm.... cumming 😫💧💧!!
Kitty: Ahhhhhhhhh 😫.
A amazing feature of being a man
It’s were you wrap your hand around your penis and go up and down with it.
It’s were you wrap your hand around your penis and go up and down with it.
by icumcuzIGOTBIGASSDICK August 24, 2020