Urban Dictionary: cummer

when a tweet blows up

phrase made popular by twitter user @laswagna

Dude that tweet was such a cummer!
Yeah fr dude it got 107k likes

by stormyluna March 15, 2021

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Someone who loves to cum.

Johnny is very horny, he's a straight-up cummer.

by bk669 October 30, 2003

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a big ole dick, a guy that can cum alot and multiple times

that guy had a fat cummer

by Andybot January 22, 2008

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basically a wanker but a bit more friendly. Hebridean Scottish

"Shag off you cummer!"

by Lilith666 March 23, 2019

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a terrible male orgasm

Guy 1: how was it
Guy 2: a total cummer

by Buster Hyman Tank July 02, 2007

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A Hummer with a Corona advertisement on it

look at that yellow cummer

by niggerish June 03, 2006

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The hollow feeling you get after you cum. Usually a feeling of dispair, and the need to fall asleep.

Craig just came in his girlfriend's vagina, but instead of cuddling, he rolled over adn fell asleep. Craig has a bad case of cummeritis

by Craig S April 17, 2005

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