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A comment on facebook or other social media that lets the reader know that they are going to be ejaculating by the time they press enter or send. This is usually done while typing one handed.
If I had a nickel, everytime a dude would cumment on my facebook pictures... I would be one rich bitch.
by terramayfield January 12, 2012
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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
by masokitsune January 17, 2019
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