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When A Woman Gives a Man a Handjob/Blowjob,The Man Can Ejaculate A Large Amount Of Sperm Out Of His Erect Penis.
He Was Laying There Naked,As She Played With His Penis,He Ejaculated 5 or More Times With A Huge Cumload.
by Jbro69 September 23, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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the entire quantity of the substance of semen or cum that is ejaculated either onto your hand, her face, her chest, or your sink.
i jacked off a mean cumload and she used it like hair gel just like in the movie, there's something about mary
by gootch February 21, 2007
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When said head-giver gets a mouth full of cum and can not possibly retain anymore before swallowing, therefore said person pulls away. In some cases however, the head reciever has more to share and happens to cum on head-giver when she pulls away or on himself.
by udlady May 03, 2007
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similar to shitload. Used to describe an abundance of tasks (or one large task) that need to be completed. Usually overwhelming.
by Hail Helena December 27, 2008