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cumjesus is a religion. we believe that Jesus didn't die, but came (rainbow 🌈 cum) for our sins. we must drink his rainbow cum to show respect.
yooo! it's my homie cumjesus!! I drank his fantastic majestic beautiful shiny neon cum yesterday! it's not gay though because we had socks on.
by not yeahaw April 07, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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