Urban Dictionary: cumcussion

When you cum so hard in someone’s nose that it hit’s their brain, giving them a concussion.

“I came inside Bri’s nose so hard last night that she got a cumcussion.”

by mattdaddy69 January 13, 2018

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It's after you come inside your significant other (any way is acceptable), and then soon after punch them in the back of the head, rendering them unconscious.

"Hey Chris, did you hear that Reid cumcussed Catherine and is now serving 3-8 for domestic violence!"
"I suffered a cumcussion last night and I don't remember who I fucked"

by TheMistreatedBallsack69 January 02, 2017

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Cumcussion

when you're making out with someone and you smash your girlfriends head on the wall.

Damn this man really gave me a cumcussion!!!!!!

by Chickentenderbaby! November 21, 2020

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Cumcussion

When you cum so many times in someone's face, they pass out.

Green: "Hey, do you know why Kat is in the hospital?"
Miso: "Yeah, I came so many times on her face, she got a cumcussion."
Green: "Sweet man, I'll have to try that out some time."

by Eldahat July 24, 2014

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