An extremely boring suburb of Portland, Maine. There's next to nothing to do, except for spend your money at the only store on Main Street and go to school, and there's one gas station which no one visits due to prices being $0.20 higher than other stations. Also, teen drug use is fairly common.

Gas station commonly found in New England

When you have sex with your lady right before she has to drop a huge deuce, causing her lady bits to feel tighter.

a term used to describe a dickhead who gets high and hangs out in a Cumberland Farms parking lot. A Cumberland Jawns is usually a chubby stoner high school kid who drives around in his mom's ride. Cumberlans Jawns' usually congregate together and refer to each other as such. Can be shortened to "Jawnsen" or simple "Jawns"

The best pencils in the world.

Cumberland Beach is a beautiful community just north of, the substantially less beautiful,Orillia. Cumberland Beach has 2 convenience stores located directly across the road from one another, 1 public school that only provides to kindergartens-grade 4 before shipping them off to Ardtrea.
As there is little police traffic traveling through this little slice of heaven, it is commonplace to see a neighbour out and about with an open bottle of alcohol.

gettin some pussy while wearing timberland boots, preferably pink colored ones