A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

A sexy young woman who frequently gets cum in her muffin.

Colloquial term for someone who has done something bad in the past and now the bad karma is catching up with them and punishing them. The punishment one recieves when they are 'getting their cummuffins' are as bad or worse as having to eat a muffin that has been ejaculated on. More severe and graphic version of come-uppins.

This game is usually played with 3 or more paticipants in any enviroment.

To play this game, first you must buy a muffin and hollow out the top to mid-center like a basin.

Next players "Circle jerk" into the muffin. Whoever is last to ejaculate into the muffin is the person who must eat the muffin, or they are bludgeoned by their friends.

Simply put, this game is "Last to beat it, eat it."

A woman who you are sexually interested in because you want to bust a nut all over their insides.

A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.