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1. A vulgar compliment for a man meaning verile.
2. A vulgar insult on a women saying she is such a slutty whorebag that if you lowered a bucket down her loose twat and raised it again it would be full of semen.
1. That Peter North is such a cum well.

2. That cheating cunt is a slimy cum well.
by beeblebrox August 11, 2005
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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The dimples at the bottom of girls back.
'I was screwing her from behind, it was sweet.'
'Dude you didn't blow your load inside did you?!'
'No pulled out just in time to fill her "cum wells"!
by Pig85 September 12, 2013
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