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Using the adhesive properties of cum to achieve a near unbreakble bond
He cum welded her tounge to her tonsils; he cum welded her pussy lips together; the tip of my cock was cum welded to my leg hair when I woke up in the morning
by Brilliance.defined February 02, 2017
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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When you can no longer remove your pussy piercings because they are cum-welded shut
I can’t get my clit piercing out, it must be cum welded shut.
by Milfy dearest April 13, 2021
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