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When you cum in a sock and you repeatedly strike the woman with it until she’s bruised
Hey where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
by bocaj January 02, 2021
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.
Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
by bocaj January 02, 2021
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