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The Tattoo that girls get just above their ass.
"Man, that chicks got a cum patch!"
by Nemesis April 18, 2005
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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When you cum on the eye socket of a one-eyed bitch, and put a patch on her so the fluids don't spill until it solidifies.
I cumpatched that one-eyed bitch last night.
by Ponter March 03, 2020
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