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A literal fucking plaza in North Carolina. I'm not fucking joking. Look that shit up. Why is it named "Cum Park Plaza?" I dunt-fockin-kniw. Maybe because 'Murica. 2270 N Church St, Burlington, NC 27217.
Thot: Hey Jadrien, where are we going on our first date? ;)
Jadrien (me): 2270 N Church St, Burlington, NC 27217.

Thot: What's it called? :)
Jadrien (me again, you illiterate fucks): Cum Park Plaza

Thot: ARE WE GOING TO DICK'S SPORTING GOODS AND THEN BUYING FOOD AT WONG'S CHINESE RESTAURANT???????? 8 *smiles*
Jadrien: yes thot, although I was thinking you would also suck my phat cock
{Thot leaves, disgusted at the fact Jadrien asked if she could suck his fat micropenis, but she still enters Dick's Sporting Goods, fucking whorebag.}
by Jaispislimu June 17, 2017
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