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A person looking like Pit Bull, and someone that is somewhat famous on the Twitter social media platform. "cum men" are known for simping heavily on the website and other platforms. "cum man" can also be used as a term to describe a man who lives, breathes, and prays cum while also enjoying the finer things in life and working hard.
Did you see Max over there? I heard he's a real cum man.
A cum man, huh? I could see that. No doubt that he pulls his weight around here, though.
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Looks like Max is commenting on some e-girl pictures again... he's such a cum man.
by alkruhn March 24, 2020
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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Cumman is like god but better in every way
You are the cumman
by Cumlicker2000 January 14, 2021
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The type of dude who shoves a gram of diphenhydramine up his ass and injects himself with scopolamine to get a blowjob from a shadow person.
Yung $teve: i heard joe rogan is a total cum man.
Bro hogan: nawwwwwww.
by eat_ass_get_pinkeye October 04, 2020
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He’s a cum man so if you cum on him you’re doing him a favor
by cdawg91 February 21, 2021
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A very pro and cool person on discord (cumman#0033)
Owner of cumman ss, cummers
A former trollster
YTer and pro server side cracker
skid: cumman is such a skid
skid 2:ikr
cumman: WHAT YOU FUCKERS SAY ABOUT ME?
skid: OH NOES! ITS CUMMAN!
skid 2: hahaha skid gskjlfhjslfshflksajhkfd
by cumman#0033 August 04, 2021
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