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(n) to ejaculate into a large industrial fan, or to cum outside in a windstorm in an effort to plaster the shit out of an unlucky individual
1. While working out in the garage in the sweltering heat, Joe decided to unleash a cum hurricane by blowing a load into the industrial fan which flung cum at at near category 3 speeds into his co-workers.
2. Noticing that it was a windy day, Joe decided to go outside and make a cum hurricane, but sadly as he was blowing his load, the wind shifted and he became plastered in his own man milk.
2. Noticing that it was a windy day, Joe decided to go outside and make a cum hurricane, but sadly as he was blowing his load, the wind shifted and he became plastered in his own man milk.
by the mizz October 02, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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During the shoot Lily was asked to spin around between 4 men while they ejaculated on her. The director described to her that she was involved in a "cum hurricane".
by Lily Daniels January 26, 2008