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When you get semen all over your hands after ejaculating on them, leaving a sticky glove-like casing on your hand and requiring cleanup.
I didn't have anywhere to blow my load, so I shot it into my free hand. I need to wash my cum glove off.
by bergzenerpro June 25, 2007
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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What your hand turns into after you ejaculate semen into it.
"I couldn't find anyplace to shoot my load, so I ejaculated into my hand. Now I need to wash off my cum glove."
by bergzenerpro April 04, 2008
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