cum on a object and someone puts it to their ear...then yell cum ear (come here)
hey you cum ear
by boofany July 15, 2008
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Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.
EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...
by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
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A very nice piece of music that almost makes your ears cum.
"Hey, that last Crystal Castles album is pure ear cum!"
by twoeazy November 07, 2012
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That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench
“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”
by Dottie Demento May 14, 2007
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