Top definition
The daughter of a high profile person in the community mayor, pastor, bank manager, etc. who likes to guzzle large amounts of cum from the friends and associates of the daughter's father.
Adam: Hey guess what the Mayor's daughter is a total cum dumpling, she swallowed my huge load last night.

Corey: No way, hook me up.

Adam: Sure she can choke on our loads together, i will give her a call tonight.
by Saint712 June 04, 2007
Get a cum dumpling mug for your guy Paul.
Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
Get the sleep neck gaiter and mug.
2
n. A biscuit-shaped roll of toilet paper containing a used condom.
The cum dumplings in the bathroom garbage can are starting to stink.
by pr0n_legacy February 16, 2011
Get the cum dumpling neck gaiter and mug.
5
When you beat off on a turd then sneakily place it into a dish that has real dumplings.
Kid at christmas dinner table after prayer: hehehe

Grandma: these dumplings are so moist ans salty

Aunt: let me try a bite.. Yum!

Best friend: guess that cum dumpling was a hit.

Kid: Gordon ramsay would be proud.
by Moist genitals May 13, 2019
Get the Cum dumpling neck gaiter and mug.
6
A cumdumpling is someone, who is desperate for sexual attention, somewhat reminiscent of an Incel, yet fails in his strive for attention, so he just sits alone and masturbates. This treat also shows in his apperance as he is often seen wearing dirty pants and crusty socks. This word is the polar opposite of a cumdumpster, as he oftentimes ejaculates on himself by accident. His Demeanor is often comparable of a simp and someone who desperately craves attention.
Hey Jessica seen that new guy?
Yeah he tried to seduce me, but hes a real cumdumpling. Just look at his crusty socks.
by Fury of the Fenrir August 11, 2021
Get a cumdumpling mug for your boyfriend Jerry.